Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind. ~Timothy Leary
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. ~Bonnie Prudden
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. ~George Burns
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown
We thought we were running away from the grown-ups, and now we're the grown-ups. ~Margaret Atwood
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. ~Author Unknown
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. ~Henry Ford
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. ~Mark Twain
Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not. ~Author Unknown
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. ~Author Unknown
We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. ~Author Unknown
You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired. ~Author Unknown
To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. ~Henri Amiel
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. ~Quoted by Francis Bacon, Apothegm
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ~Martin Buxbaum
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~John Barrymore
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? ~Satchel Paige
Everyone is the age of their heart. ~Guatemalan Proverb
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. ~Judith Regan
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. ~Mark Twain
It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. ~Author Unknown
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ~Attributed to John Wagner
The trick is growing up without growing old. ~Casey Stengel
I never dared be radical when young For fear it would make me conservative when old. ~Robert Frost
The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
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